Baptism by fire?

So I have been on my parents for a couple months now, When am I going to get baptised? And will there be fire, water, or a combination of the two. My dad had a good belly laugh at this question. He told me that I had been listening to his Sportscenter program too much. He explained that is just a saying sportscasters use to descibe a coach or player that gets thrown into a difficult situation. Whew that was a load off my mind. I can't imagine that my gentle baby skin would do to well with fire. So my parents explained that I am going to be baptised into the Catholic religion. I am curious if any babies out there have resisted being baptised. I have witnessed a couple in my short time here on Earth. Let me tell ya the noise coming out of some babies makes me a little nervous to say the least. My mom said that since I am her "little angel baby" I should have no problems. Well my mother has not led me astray yet so I guess I will just have to believe her. The church we are doing the baptism at is the same one my parents tied the knot.(Whatever the heck that means). I think this is very cool. Once my parents meet with a women and go to a one night class we will be all ready to set me on my path towards heaven. So those of you out there interested in seeing me get doused with some holy water it will be either Saturday June 12th or Sunday June 13th. My parents will let everyone know. As far as getting to heaven, my dad said to expect a few detours along the way but to not be dismayed cause to err is human. Well gotta go I think I just erred my pants. Peace and Love Asher

P.S. See ya tomorrow Nana!!! Great party on Sunday can't wait till your Birthday.