Pardon Me may I see the formula list

As many of you know my parents like to think of me as their Angel Baby. With this title comes a lot of pressure. Not so much for me, but for any would siblings of mine to come along down the road. All I gotta do is just sleep on sleeping on. Think about it, how great is it to get praised for sleeping through the night. I get embarrassed just thinking about getting praised for sleeping. My dad says when I am a teenager he will be yelling at me to get out of bed. I just can't wrap my head around this whole growing up thing. Since I have been such an angel baby I have had some opportunities to go out to eat with my parents, grandma and grandpa, and some of mommy and daddy's friends. Here are some of my observations so far. First there are wine lists, beer lists, and assorted other beverage lists. I have yet to find a restaurant with a formula list. My dad seems to be a Gin and Tonic guy. I on the other hand am similac on the rocks. By this I mean I like it James Bond 007 style. Shaken not stirred and slightly chilled. Many people call me crazy for drinking my formula cold. I on the other hand say don't knock it till you try it. I would just like to put it out their to all the infants world wide. I think we deserve to at least get formula on the menu. I know I know any responsible parent will bring formula from home. But I will leave you with a question. Do you see any adults bringing food into the restaurant??? I didn't think so. Babies worldwide we must unite. If we behave well enough to merit joining our families and friends in the restaurant experience. Then I say we should be able to see what else is out there. Who knows, maybe I will like enfamil better than Similac. Maybe not but it just seems fun having people bring food to you. Come to think of it, I guess my parents pretty much do that for me right now. Thank you Mom and Dad, for that and all the other great things you do for me. I still think I might be on to something here with the formula list. Just a thought goodnight and God bless all the angel babies across the world. Asher